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Kako osrečiti žensko?

OdgovorNapisal/-a johndeer » Ne Nov 01, 2009 11:49 pm

Kako osrečiti lastno ženo??

Da bi bila vaša žena

zadovoljna

Je dovolj ŽE

da ste njen:

1. prijatelj

2. partner

3. ljubimec

4. brat

5. oče

6. učitelj

7. inštruktor

8. kuhar

9. mizar

10. vodoinštalater

11. mehanik

12. dizajner

13. kreator

14. seksolog

15. ginekolog

17. babica

16. psiholog

18. psihijater

19. terapevt

21. organiziran

22. dober oče

23. zelo čist

24. simpatičen

25. atlet

26. čustven

27. pozoren

28. džentlmen

29. inteligenten

30. sanjač

31. kreativen

32. nežen

33. močan

34. pol razumevanja

35. toleranten

36. pazljiv

37. ambiciozen

38. uspešen

39. pogumen

40. odločen

41. zaupen

42. spoštovan

43. strasten

44. ljubezniv

45. naklonjen kupovanju

46. nenaklonjen delanju problemov

47.zelo bogat

48. nezahteven

49. tisti, ki ne gleda drugih in mora se zavedati tudi da

50. ...ne bo ljubosumen

(vendar ne tudi nezainteresiran)

51. ...se razume z njeno družino

(vendar ne preveč )

52. ...ji ne omejuje svobode

(ampak se vseeno zanimate kje je in s kom hodi)

Tudi je zelo

pomembno:

53. Da ne pozabite na pomembne

datume:

(poroka, zaroka, prvi zmenek...)

- obletnice mature

- godove

- menstruacije

Na žalost, tudi če bezkompromisno sprejmete te napotke, to ni garancija da bo ona 100% srečna, ker bi se lahko počutila prikrajšana življenja v tako dušeči zakonski popolnosti in bi pobegmila s prvim kurbirjem, boemom, pijancem ali favlirancem na katerega naleti.





Kako osrečiti

enega

moškega?


1. Daj mu!!!
2. Daj mu kadarkoli želi!!!

3. Daj mu tudi če ne želi!!!
Jebi ga, tak tip sem?!
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Re: Kako osrečiti žensko?

OdgovorNapisal/-a Gossip Girl » Po Nov 02, 2009 6:42 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Kako osrečiti žensko?

OdgovorNapisal/-a Urška_1980 » Po Nov 02, 2009 9:18 am

Uporabno. :lol:

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Re: Kako osrečiti žensko?

OdgovorNapisal/-a jassy » Po Nov 02, 2009 11:46 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: john, tole si pa v nulo zadel :lol: :lol:
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